It all began with a simple idea fueled by a deep passion. As a Glasgow, KY native, the dangers of the Sasquatch lurk behind every waterway and groups of trees. This spray works because of it being of the finest quality municipal tap water of Barren County, KY, and it being blessed by the group of uncertified weirdos. Never again be out and afraid of a rogue attack. Captain Lapham's Trusted Brand of Sasquatch Repellent will fulfill your Sasquatch problem needs.

Soon below will contain videos of anyone who has proven the sasquatch repellent does not work, or pretty interesting sasquatch footage captured while trying to capture proof.