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I forgot my repellent and my camera. I was attacked by a Sasquatch and he stole my twinkies. I'll never leave home without it again!

Steven Wright

I got 2 bottles of Sasquatch Repellent, and I've never had a Sasquatch encounter.

Emma Thompson

I'm bringing my video camera next time... I'm gonna prove that this doesn't work. 

Oliver Hartman

I'm out to protect the people of this fair land from the destructive powers of the sasquatch!

Captain Lapham & the Mrs.